Post jokes on life of a ca student

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TARUN JAIN (ARTICLE) (29 Points)
Replied 15 January 2010

A NEW JOKE FOR C.A STUDENT...

Ek sal se hum C.A. k pas ja ja k ji liya,

kuch din to ab articles ko jene do jeene do

na na na

give me some idle time,give me sum rest,give me sum holidays, I wanna FRESH up 1 again....

ankhon ko computer k screen ne rulaya, rishwat lene to khud CA ne sikhaya,300 marks laoge to finals me gaddi,warna PCC m ei fatfati, yad kr kr k tax rates hua bheje ka masala,ITT ne to sara B.com jala dala.

sunday to gaya,diwali b gayi,kuch din to ab hame jene do,jene do.

na na na ...........

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CA Keyur Shah (Finance Manager) (403 Points)
Replied 28 January 2010

Collector bante hai jo IAS me padte hai..

Doctor bante hai jo MBBS me padte hai..

Lawyer bante hai jo LLB me padte hai..

In sab ke baap bante hai jo CA me padte hai..

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CA Keyur Shah (Finance Manager) (403 Points)
Replied 28 January 2010

Sir :- 3 Idoits dekh k kya sikha?

Medical Student: Jo Dil kahe wo karo...

Engineer Student: Suicide mat karo. Stress mat lo. Aish karo.

CA Student :--- SIR NAAK BICH ME NAI AATI HAI....

CA Keyur Shah (Finance Manager) (403 Points)
Replied 28 January 2010

CA ki galiyo me ajib khel hota hai..,

Class ke bahane dilo ka mel hota hai..,

Notes ke jagah par dil excahnge hota hai..,

Isliye to har ASHIK( CA STUDENT) har 6 mahine bad fail hota hai....

Bimal Thacker (Proprietor) (762 Points)
Replied 28 January 2010

No new Tax on Laughing Every one should laugh, as P.Chidambaram is not our Finance Minister and Pranav Mukhargee has promise not to put any Tax on Laughing. Keep on laughing and save the tax

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Tanveer Belim (Jodhpur) (26 Points)
Replied 20 September 2011

CA vs Space Engineer Student A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says: “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.” The CA asks, “What does that tell you?” The Space Engineer ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

Tanveer Belim (Jodhpur) (26 Points)
Replied 20 September 2011

Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children, Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better? CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.

siddharth (student) (64 Points)
Replied 17 October 2011

CA vs Space Engineer Student

A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”

The Space Engineer ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?

The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.