Post jokes on life of a ca student

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pulkit gupta (CA final student) (160 Points)
Replied 02 October 2009

Page 2 , Joke 8............

 

An auditor is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.  "Doctor, I just can't get sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend many hours trying to find it."



(Guest)

Nice


Tahseen Tabassum (CA-FINAL) (644 Points)
Replied 03 October 2009

GOOD ONE


SSG (1936 Points)
Replied 03 October 2009

Story of a struggling CA Student........

 

Main Matric mein tha, wo matric me thi...

 

Main +2 mein tha, wo +2 me thi...

 

Main CA mein a gaya, wo BA me thi...

 

Main CA mein tha, wo MA me thi...

 

Main CA mein tha, wo Phd. me thi...

 

Aaj uski shaadi hai, or mera CA ka paper hai...

 



(Guest)

 ek CA ladki  kaise gaali dengi???

Saale bounced cheque,

Dharti pe liability,

Pedaishi  Bad debt,

Insolvent Aadmi

Itna maarungi ki 

Balance Sheet tally nahi hogi...!!!

 




(Guest)

 What is CA?

CPT: ALPENLIEBE- ji lalchaye, raha na jaye

PCC:MENTOS- dimag ki batti jala de

ARTICLES:KINETIC- sabki hawa nikal de

FINAL:CHLORMINT- dobara mat puuchna...!!


CA Devanshi Gandhi (Ajani) (FCA DISA Mcom CIFRS & LLB)   (9060 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009

 best one


pulkit gupta (CA final student) (160 Points)
Replied 19 October 2009

Page 2 , Joke 9............

 

5 Years
50 Laws
500 Lectures
5000 Practicals
50000 Sections
500000 Rules
A normal human being can’t bear it.
The remaining abnormals are called
CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS. ….


CA Madhukiran Reddy (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (12714 Points)
Replied 15 November 2009

 nice yaar


sairam (student) (118 Points)
Replied 19 November 2009

nice yaar

 



Online CPR (engg) (22 Points)
Replied 04 December 2009

nice forum.

online cpr



(Guest)

kangalal

paarthalum

puriyadu!!

kaigalil eduthalum theriyadu!

yosithalum varadhu!!

idhu enna kaadhala!!

illai..

enga c.a question paper!!!



(Guest)

Hw will a CA propose?

In my opinion and to the best of my knowledge ur character reveals true and fair personality of a human being. I hereby certify you to be my beloved


pulkit gupta (CA final student) (160 Points)
Replied 02 January 2010

Page 3, Joke 10.....

4 Saal,

3 Ladai (exam),

18 Dushman (paper),

1 Tank (President),

36 Goliyan (articleship)

aur

1 Akela jabaz

Be proud to be a CA student.



RAJU (LEARNER) (1089 Points)
Replied 02 January 2010

Ek Doctor aur Ek CA ki maut ho jathi hai,

Yamraj Doctor ko 10 sal aur CA ko 7 sal ki narakwas ki saza dete hain,

Doctor: Ise mujhse kam kyu

Yamraj: Isne 3 saal ARTICLESHIP ki hain.....!



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