You want to laugh, so as you wish

A girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why a re you late?

Girl: One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?

Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

Judge asks a little girl: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Girl: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Girl: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Girl: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!