If your father is a poor man, it is your fate
but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
Money is not everything.
Discover both Mastercard & Visa.
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep now.
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning.
"Hard work never killed anybody"
but why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
God made relatives; but
Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, three's the result !
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So, why learn?
Some funny quotes
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