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DIVYA PINCHA (ASSISTANT MANAGER:MERCHANT BANKING)   (537 Points)

18 April 2011  

 

Marriages are made in heaven, 
then what are made in Hell? 
Ans : the days after marriage 



During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? 
He is given his last chance to run away. 



I wrote ur name on the sand .............. 
it got washed away, 
I wrote ur name in air.......................... 
it got blown away, 
So i wrote ur name in my heart............. 
I got a HEART ATTACK 



LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... 
But dont worry - we are chain smokers 



ur smile can be compared to a flower 
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo 
ur inocence to a child 
but in stupidity 
u have no comparison 
u r the best 


True love is like a pillow 
u can hug when u r in trouble 
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy 
so when u need true love 
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow 


Dear Friend, 
when i ask u flower, 
u give me bouquet 
when i ask u a stone 
u give me a statue 
when i ask u a feather 
u give me peacock 
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? 


I had VODKA with WATER 
I felt DRUNK 
I had WHISKY with WATER 
I felt DRUNK 
I had RUM with WATER 
I felt DRUNK 
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! 



when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 
2 ring means i like u; 
3 means i miss u; 
4 means ..........pick d phone idiot 



Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .. 
Student : WOW ! 



The human brain is most outstanding thing....... 
it functions 24hrs 365 days..... 
it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love 



A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. 
A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. 
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. 



History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? 
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....



Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class 
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide