awesome.... i like it..
Zainul Tawawalla
(Audit )
(101 Points)
Replied 16 November 2009
Those were xtrememly good ones. Keep sending.
aditya
(article)
(47 Points)
Replied 16 November 2009
Originally posted by :Nilesh Sodhani | ||
" | Life of A CA Student – One may find it funny !! 1. Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka. Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term. Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term. 2. Banner in front of the CA coaching centre : “Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.” 3. We had many options to end our life. Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging, Jump from building, Sleep under a train.. But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA. 4. Are you? : Emotionally Numb? Romantically Starved? Creatively Challenged? Artistically Void? Socially Outcast? Congratulations You are a CA Student!! 5. Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children, Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better? CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better. 6. Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues, Everyday classes, Dangerous boss, More expenditure, Less stipend, People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE. 7. Heated Gold becomes ornament Beated copper becomes wire Depleted stome become statue And….. Tortured Student become CA! 8. On a board before a church: “GOD NEVER FAILS” A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it “LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS” 9. New poem by Satyam: Raju Raju, Yes Papa, Cheating us, No papa, Telling lies, =No papa, Open your balance sheet ha ha ha… 10. The CA course is very much similar to public Toilet. Reason: People outside are desperate to come in…and people inside are dying to come out! 11. Lives will change… Courage will be shaken… Destiny will be chosen… From the makers of “CPT”… Comes the sequel… “PCC” Coming soon at exam hall near you… Enjoy! 12. CA vs Space Engineer Student A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says: “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.” The CA asks, “What does that tell you?” The Space Engineer ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”. 13. Student at Medical Shop : I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that. (Student shows his CA books) . . Chemist: Oh sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescriptttttion. Very FuNNy......yaar.... |
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Rinky Goel
(Article Assistant)
(32 Points)
Replied 16 November 2009
too good....... and moreover the accepted truth.......
munmun
(article assistant)
(181 Points)
Replied 16 November 2009
hahahhahahaa...........so true..........
CA. Aditya Ik Jain
(FPM)
(62 Points)
Replied 17 November 2009
hahaha..........................fst one was simly too good!!!!!!!!!
CA. Aditya Ik Jain
(FPM)
(62 Points)
Replied 17 November 2009
hahaha..........................fst one was simly too good!!!!!!!!!
hemanth
(Articles & Final Student)
(55 Points)
Replied 17 November 2009
Jokes r very funny, thanqs sharing with us
Aditya Sharma
(Article)
(24 Points)
Replied 17 November 2009
Dont feel bad if u r doing CA...........BcoZ....people will feel BAD 4 u.....
Mohd Muzakkir Hussaini
(ARTICLE STUDENT)
(35 Points)
Replied 17 November 2009
this helps us to be proud.......... by knowing that how tough really CA is
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