Just some moments to lighten yourself

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CA Pallav Singhania

IT System Auditor

33683 Points Joined April 2010

What is the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: What's the difference between mother and wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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CA Dinesh Shah

Senior Personnel

203 Points Joined January 2009

Sahi hai

suchit shah

Dy. Manager(Finance & Accounts)

208 Points Joined October 2011

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................awesome as usual....................keep sharing..............

Sanket

!..Live to Give..!

16432 Points Joined December 2010

Lighten Yourself More..............

1. "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
Francois Morency

2. "The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
Jilly Cooper

3. "Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in."
Rita Rudner

4. "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Cher.

5. "I married beneath me. All women do."
Nancy Astor

6. "A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over."
Dino Levi.

7. "I'm glad I'm not bis*xual; I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.

8. "You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths."
Steven Wright.

9. "There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
Bob Philips

10. "An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife."
Franklin Adams