Deadly PJs..read at ur own risk

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Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly.
WHY?
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Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!



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Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:

Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?

Gadha: Apple khaane

Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!

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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the
garden.
Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a song........ ......... .. guess which one......... ......... ......... .

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See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr. ..toot jaata hai....toot
jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!


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The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy x-ud....but no one was able to cross the border and go across.
fearing death . Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and nothing happened to him ..
why??
Kyon ki
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Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee)