Hello Everybody,
this is my 3rd post on Laughter section. I hope you like it
Enjoy.....
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."
very imporatant msg from God 2 all human beings- Lying under somebody in bed & screaming"OH MY GOD..!OH GOD..!OH GOD..!"will not be considered as PRAYER....
Why "3 idiots" is "ONLY" Super hit. & nt a super duper hit movie? Bcos Kareena did not even tel once in d movie"Jahapanaa tusi Great ho, tofa kubul karo"
I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. The Dealer gives him 11 cr after deducting taxes. Angry Santa: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Santa and Banta were looking at an Egyptian Mummy at a museum.Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Banta: Yes you are right. See lorry number is also written BC 1760 !!!
When somebody who is deeplyin Love with you tells thatYou arecute, beautiful, & angelicI agree. That's trueBelieve meI swear because love is definitely blind.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
a couple was walking past a field wher they cum across a donkey standing. husband says- luk der ur relative's standing,, won't u say hello 2him? wife says- hello dear father in law,, how r u?
Sari Umrr hum.mar mar ke ji liye,Ek Glass to hume pinedo-pinedo.Give me sm White Wine,give me sm Red.Give me anthr chance I wan2 drnk it once again.Kandho ko kitabo ke Bojh ne jukaya.Daru pina to Khud dosto ne sikhaya...99% marks laoge to Whisky.Varna Desi.Pi pi kar bana hateli par whisky, Rum Vodka ka Chaala, Cocktail...
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