Funny SMS's...

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CA Punit (CA) (1775 Points)
Replied 28 September 2009

Most innocent DHAMKI-

As the thief was leaving the house, the kid woke up & said to the thief-

“Mera schoolbag bhi le ja KAMINE varna mummy ko utha dunga.”

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CA Punit (CA) (1775 Points)
Replied 28 September 2009

Before judging a person we should walk a mile in his shoes..

After that,

Who cares

The person is mile away

& the shoes are yours…

Take & Run away.

Abhijit Korgaonkar (Final Student) (1243 Points)
Replied 20 October 2009

Which is the most confusing day in USA...???

Think before scrolling down....

Its Father's day... nobody knows whom to wish...

Abhijit Korgaonkar (Final Student) (1243 Points)
Replied 20 October 2009

Do u know how Titanic sunk...???

...

DUBUK...

.DUBUK...

.BUDUk...

BUDUK, BUDUK, BUDUK.....

GULUM...

.GULU, GULU, GULU.....

PUCHIK............................................

DOOB GAYI...!!!!!

(Guest)

if u r filling dizzy, a lot sick,
a bit quite, a little bit sad
i think what's wrong.
you r suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

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(Guest)

Aaj ki khas khas khabroon main khusamdeed.
Aj ki taza khaber: Good morning and have a nice day.
Aur ab tafseel: Aaj bhi sms ki baarish jaari rahe gi,
call anay ka b imkan hai aur
miss calls k badal bhi kafi mobile pe chahye rahain gayei.
Aaj poray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.
Shukria.

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(Guest)

you can control you breath but not death
you can control your life but not your wife
you can control you emotions but not
loose motion

(Guest)

bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan
devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan
kha k pan paro boli: shukriya bhai jaan.

(Guest)

what is a girl friend?
addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies and
pision of friends.

(Guest)

Smile to old man, means Respect,
Smile to child, means innocence,
Smile to lover, means love,
Smile in front of mobile, means mental,
Still Smiling!
Confirmed!