Funny SMS's...

dil hai to pyaar hai,
pyar hai to ishq hai,
ishq hai to mohabbat hai,
mohabbat hai to dard hai,
dar hai to,
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IODEX hai na......

Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte

hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo,

Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gaharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.

Interesting and funny...

@ Rajesh: Good ones man............

Some very humours and some repeated. Thanks for sharing.

Without Ur sms, 7days of a week r like:
"Moodoutday"
"Tearsday"
"Wasteday"
"Thirstday"
"Frightday"
"Sufferday"
"Sadday" so msg me everyday.

Jhuki hue ye ankhen teri
Sadagi se bhara ye chera tera
Aafren lag rhi hai tu is kadar
Koi Q na mohobat kr bethe

PAL PAL se bante he EHESAS
EHESAS se bante he VISWAS
VISWAS se bante he RISHTE
RISTHE se bante he koi KHAS
JAISE AAP

 Zamindar: Mein apni zameen pe ghumne subah car se niklu... to shyam tak aadhi zameen bhi nahi dekh sakta...

Santa: Hamari car bhi pehle aisi hi bekar thi.... 

 Bandstand aur juhu ka kinara na hota......,

Mindspace ka wo nazara na hota....,

Sheesha ka hukka na hota....,

Inorbit ka cinema na hota....,

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. to Mumbai ka koi student aaj awara na hota...!!!

Wife & Watch are totaly Different.

Watch Bigarti hai to band ho jati hai

lekin Wife Bigarti hai to SHURU ho jati hai.

 Hey Rohit... can u tell me how did you quote the jokes having my name... because I had never posted these jokes... I am surprised to see my name in "Originally Posted by"..

Pls reply....