FUNNY MESSAGES 1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi. 
  Student: Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
 don ' t know who is Jayanthi. 
 
2. Customer : You cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: How ? 
  Customer: You said this is American made radio. But
 when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio. 
 
3. Passenger got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
 asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the
 ticket and said April fool.. I have a  pass. 
 
4. Employee joined new job. 1st day he worked till
 late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
 asked what you did till evening. 
  Employee: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
 made it alright.. 
 
5. On a romantic day santa's girlfriend asks him.
 Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
 ring.  
Santa : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. 
 
6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
 Do you want to see any one before you die? 
Patient : Yes. A good doctor. 
 
7.  santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. 
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes
 while fixing. 
Banta: Dont worry, I have one more. 
 
8. Interviewer : When is your birthday. 
Santa : 13th Oct. 
Interviewer : which year ? 
santa : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year. 
 
9. Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. 
A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from
 your auto. 
santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only
 for 2 wheeler. 
 
10. Santa : What is the name of your car ? 
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". 
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
 hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. 
 
11. Boss : Where were you born ? 
Employee: Punjab. 
Boss : which part ? 
Employee: Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
 
 
 
12. American told santa : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi
 e-mail se hoti hai. 
Santa : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se
 hoti hai.