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harpreet singh (Revenue Accountant at PSPCL) (593 Points)
Replied 19 June 2010

and another

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harpreet singh (Revenue Accountant at PSPCL) (593 Points)
Replied 19 June 2010

Originally posted by : Faiz Ahmed
	Originally posted by : Faiz Ahmed < MESSAGE DELETED BY ME> NOBODY HAD ANY BAD INTENTION OVER HERE. SINCERE APOLIGIES TO SIKH PEOPLE ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE WHO POSTED THEIR REPLIES. WE ARE ONE AND WILL BE ONE IN THIS DIVERSE INDIA. PLS. DON'T MISTAKE US.

AAMEEEN

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Rahul Gupta (Project Controller ACA MBA(Fin.)) (8019 Points)
Replied 19 June 2010

Hey friends.......let us end this issue here only...........watch out......Team effort & Harbhajan Singh's last shot has made India win the Cricket GAME............Celebrate the win............Enjoy.........

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harpreet singh (Revenue Accountant at PSPCL) (593 Points)
Replied 19 June 2010

Originally posted by : Rahul Gupta
	Hey friends.......let us end this issue here only...........watch out......Team effort & Harbhajan Singh's last shot has made India win the Cricket GAME............Celebrate the win............Enjoy.........

cheers mate

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M. N. JHA (CA) (8316 Points)
Replied 19 June 2010

Originally posted by : harpreet singh
	Originally posted by : Jai Kishan / Guddu Jha I RESPECT TO EVERY RELIGION AND PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN. India prime minister is also a sardar, so please please please dont take it on wrong ways. U should proud on both. Thank with regrates. even i respect to every religion buddy.. come and see my orkut profile https://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Profile?uid=15986418261871420277 being a sikh i believe in ONE GOD.. sikh religion was evolved to unite the hindu and muslim religion.. our gurbani says 'koi boley ram ram koi khuda' we have one gurudwara in our locality and one mandir... and one maszid as well which is just one km away from my house.. whenever i go to sit for exam i bow to all places.. today whatsoever i m is just because of these people sitting in the sky and acknowledging my hard work.

Thanks to saritha, harpreet and rahul. And very sorry from Harpreet.

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SIVASIVA (FCA, Future CA) (4935 Points)
Replied 20 June 2010

nice post

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nice n funny... thanks 4 sharing...

Simranjeet Singh (Proprietor at S Simranjeet & Associates Company Secretaries) (4396 Points)
Replied 20 June 2010

Thanks for changing your post title....

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Vikas Gupta (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (16295 Points)
Replied 20 June 2010

Originally posted by : simranjeet singh
	Thanks for changing your post title....

thanks yaar..but my intention was never wrong..k..when i saw someone hurt by me i change that name..anyway leave that matter now..i willnot repeat this type of mistake ..k..

Simranjeet Singh (Proprietor at S Simranjeet & Associates Company Secretaries) (4396 Points)
Replied 20 June 2010

Originally posted by : Saritha & Vikas
	Originally posted by : simranjeet singh Thanks for changing your post title.... thanks yaar..but my intention was never wrong..k..when i saw someone hurt by me i change that name..anyway leave that matter now..i willnot repeat this type of mistake ..k..

Ok thanks......

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CA PuRvI M!$rA (-) (2260 Points)
Replied 20 June 2010

really funny........

CA Yasaswy Sarma Veluri (Chartered Accountant) (605 Points)
Replied 20 June 2010

Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test..

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist.

And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.

Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan..... When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.

The man replied,'I don't have an email.' The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!'

The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'