Fun with CS, enjoy the company secretary exam
sumit (Industrial Trainee at EY) (366 Points)
11 October 2009sumit (Industrial Trainee at EY) (366 Points)
11 October 2009
sumit
(Industrial Trainee at EY)
(366 Points)
Replied 11 October 2009
Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CS Student: all are redundant...merge all u/s 391-394 of the Co. Act, 1956.
SECRETARY
S-Special
E-Extra-ordinary
C-Calm
R-Royal
E-Enthusiastic
T-Talented
A-Awesome
R-Romantic
Y-Young
Irritating compliances, Fighting on complicated issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, avg. stipend,
People call it Training, We call it LIFE.
CS on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
"Yes dear"
My daughter, are you here?
"Yes dad"
My son, are you here?
"Yes dad"
MY TRAINEES, ARE YOU HERE?
"Yes SIR"
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai...................aur mera corporate law ka gutkha??????????
Upcoming horror movies in CS:
-The Worthing Trainee
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result
-Wo aakhri attempt
-corporate governance(the mystery)
sumit
(Industrial Trainee at EY)
(366 Points)
Replied 11 October 2009
What is CS?
Foundation-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
Intermdiate- Dimag ki batti jala de.
Trainee-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.
Membersip-jhoom barabar jhoom
We had many options to end our life
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest... Education (CS).
Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle,
Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle!
Kya hai CS ye to samajh gaye,
Kash koi rok leta admission hone se pehle.
Are you-
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CS Student!!
Prodyut Banerjee
(Advocate)
(309 Points)
Replied 11 October 2009
HA HA HA HA HA HA. EXCELLENT. MAJA A GIYA
sumit
(Industrial Trainee at EY)
(366 Points)
Replied 11 October 2009
Kash koi "Exam Result" ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete.
Ye India ka CS hai bidu,
40 mile to tali bidu,
Attempt lage to gali bidu,
Hua exempt to bole jhakhas,
39 lage to satyanash,
Pass ho to thaat hai,
Fail ho to vaat hai.
5 Years
50 Laws
500 Lectures
5000 Practicals
50000 Sections
500000 Rules
A normal human being can't bear it.
The remaining abnormals are called
COMPANY .SECRETARIES ....
CS gaali de to kya dega?
Saale 383A ka non compliance,
SEBI ki penalty,
paidaishi subsidiary,
Undischarged Insolvent,
297 ke violation, 295 ke loan, 372A ki guarantee,
Itna marunga ki WINDING UP ho jayega.
Rahul Bansal
(Finalist)
(35929 Points)
Replied 11 October 2009
well...........thanks for some enjoyment
Nitin
(Jr. ACCOUNTS OFFICER)
(147 Points)
Replied 11 October 2009
me is also CS student.
Felt good enjoyed while reading the above lines.
Thanks.
sumit
(Industrial Trainee at EY)
(366 Points)
Replied 12 October 2009
Originally posted by :Punit Tibrewal | ||
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when did i say so??
i cleared it in my first message.
just wanted my tensed friends to get refresh