Fun with CS, enjoy the company secretary exam

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Munira (......) (29 Points)
Replied 13 October 2009

good


CA GIRISH (Chartered Accountant) (1796 Points)
Replied 14 October 2009

 excellent reading it under one roof saves time


sudha (nothing) (43 Points)
Replied 16 October 2009

truly good its a great relief.by the way can anyone post the basics of Indian taxation


Gaurang Desai (CA FINAL & CS Inter Student)   (123 Points)
Replied 16 October 2009

Originally posted by :sumit
" Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,

Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?

CS Student: all are redundant...merge all u/s 391-394 of the Co. Act, 1956.


SECRETARY
S-Special
E-Extra-ordinary
C-Calm
R-Royal
E-Enthusiastic
T-Talented
A-Awesome
R-Romantic
Y-Young


Irritating compliances, Fighting on complicated issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, avg. stipend,
People call it Training, We call it LIFE.


CS on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
"Yes dear"
My daughter, are you here?
"Yes dad"
My son, are you here?
"Yes dad"
MY TRAINEES, ARE YOU HERE?
"Yes SIR"
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai...................aur mera corporate law ka gutkha??????????


Upcoming horror movies in CS:
-The Worthing Trainee
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result
-Wo aakhri attempt
-corporate governance(the mystery)
"

nice one dude keepit up


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