C.A. AND ARTICLES JOKES

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Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Ye India ka CA hai bidu,

40 mile to tali bidu,

Attempt lage to gali bidu, Hua exempt to bole jhakhas,

39 lage to satyanash, Pass ho to thaat hai,

Fail ho to vaat hai.

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Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Ankit Jain (Student) (506 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

wow..

gr8...

thanks to every1..

for their share of joke...

Himanshu grover (c.a. final) (375 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

nice one

Himanshu grover (c.a. final) (375 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

great thanks to everyone

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komal nemani (CA Final CS Executive Student) (141 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

How C.A Student

Study:

9 get up

10 brkfst

11 thnk to score

80s

den hav lunch n sleep

Tea time think to

gt 60s

Night Prayer:

"Hey bhagwan

40 dedena."

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komal nemani (CA Final CS Executive Student) (141 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Wat is 2+2?

Engineer: 4

Doctor:

Approximately 4

Judge: It shud b 4

Politician:We wil

make it 4

Chartered Accountant : Tell

me,what u want

it to be?

komal nemani (CA Final CS Executive Student) (141 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

CA on his death bed:

My wife r u here?

Ya dear.

CA: My son ru here?

Ya dad.

CA: My articles ru

here?

Yes sir.

CA: Then, who da hell

is in da office?

komal nemani (CA Final CS Executive Student) (141 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

U can b a

doctor & save lives

lawyer & defend life

soldier & protect lives

But y 2 play wid

others life

Simply b a chartered

accountant & screw up

ur own life

CA Faraz Ahmed (In service) (170 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Originally posted by :komal nemani
"	Wat is 2+2? Engineer: 4 Doctor: Approximately 4 Judge: It shud b 4 Politician:We wil make it 4 Chartered Accountant : Tell me,what u want it to be?	"

heyy grt one....

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Hardik Dave (IPCC and CS Professional(FINAL) Student) (15533 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Great

The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Originally posted by :komal nemani
"	How C.A Student Study: 9 get up 10 brkfst 11 thnk to score 80s den hav lunch n sleep Tea time think to gt 60s Night Prayer: "Hey bhagwan 40 dedena."	"

Very Nice.........

naveen sharma (article) (454 Points)
Replied 21 September 2009

Originally posted by :komal nemani
"	Wat is 2+2? Engineer: 4 Doctor: Approximately 4 Judge: It shud b 4 Politician:We wil make it 4 Chartered Accountant : Tell me,what u want it to be?	"