C.A. AND ARTICLES JOKES

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Tanveer Singh (complicated) (1248 Points)
Replied 19 September 2009

Very nice

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Tanveer Singh (complicated) (1248 Points)
Replied 19 September 2009

Originally posted by :Poonam Thanvi
"	How would a CA abuse somebody? Dharti pe Liability Paidaishi bad debt Bounced cheque insolvent admi Itna marunga ki Balance sheet tally nahi hogi	"

Very nice Poonam.................

Thanx for sharing

BHAGYESH RAVANGE (C.A Job) (1528 Points)
Replied 19 September 2009

Nice one

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Thanks

sanchita (student) (337 Points)
Replied 19 September 2009

top reasons y i joined ca

1. i hated sleep

2.i had enjoid my lyf enuf

3.i wantd 2 pay fr my sins

4.i cud nt liv widout tensions

5.i wanted 2 take revenge on myself

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sanchita (student) (337 Points)
Replied 19 September 2009

1 din & 1 ca yamraj pass jate he..wo dono ko saja sunate he..dr 10 saal narkwaas & ca ko 7 saal ki..dr ne pucha usse 3 saal kam kyo..yamraaj bole..usne 3 saal articleship ki he...

XYZ..... (-) (516 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Ek Trainee tha anjana sa.........

Auditing karne se woh darta tha.......

Copy paste karte, idhar udhar se.......

Pooch ke audit kiya karta tha.......

Choree choree.....chupke chupke......

Discussions mein soya karta tha.....

Jab submission honee hotee thee.....

Raat raat bhar jagta tha.....

Kuch aata nahee tha usko.....

Jane kaise submission karta tha.....

Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre auditor/senior se,

Unse poocha karta tha.......

Ye audit kaisee hotee hai.......

Yeh audit kaisee hotee hai.......?

Aur voh auditors/seniors

Bas yahee kah paate the....

"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band

deedar books ka hota hai....

kaise kahoo mai o yaro

yeh audit kaise hota hai.....

tururu rururururu rururururu..

CA Sumit Tayal (Chartered Accountant) (158 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Very Nice

thanx

Hardik Dave (IPCC and CS Professional(FINAL) Student) (15533 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Great

raj batra (Chartered Accountant) (25 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Very good

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The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

Originally posted by :upjeet singh bhatia
"	Ek Trainee tha anjana sa......... Auditing karne se woh darta tha....... Copy paste karte, idhar udhar se....... Pooch ke audit kiya karta tha....... Choree choree.....chupke chupke...... Discussions mein soya karta tha..... Jab submission honee hotee thee..... Raat raat bhar jagta tha..... Kuch aata nahee tha usko..... Jane kaise submission karta tha..... Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre auditor/senior se, Unse poocha karta tha....... Ye audit kaisee hotee hai....... Yeh audit kaisee hotee hai.......? Aur voh auditors/seniors Bas yahee kah paate the.... "Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band deedar books ka hota hai.... kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh audit kaise hota hai..... tururu rururururu rururururu..	"

Fantastic...........thanx 4 sharing !

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

TRUELY SPEAKING THE MOST FUNNY AND REALISTIC MESSAGES, I HAVE EVER READ,

HATS OFF TO YOU GUYS, EMOTIONAL KAT DIYA YAAR

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 20 September 2009

PLEASE READ

6:30AM: wake up

6:45AM: Tough decision; to study or not.

6:50AM: Have To.

7.00AM: Feel Sleepy

7.10AM: Slept

8.00AM: Wake up

8.40AM: Breakfast

9.30AM: All set 4 articleship

9:45AM: Travel.

10:20AM: Reach Office

10.30AM: Check Mail.

10:35AM: Check Again just in case...

10:40AM: Since It is already 10:40 wait for tea (11:00AM).

11:05AM: TEA party.

11:20AM: Check Mail.

11:25AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what?

11:30AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.

11:40AM: Found a guy working on something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and his useless existence.

11:50AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)

12:00PM: Everyone in the office.

12:30PM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?

12:45PM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.

1:00PM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch.

1:10PM: lunch

1:40PM: Lunch over.

1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites.

2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.

3.30PM: Start work hunting again.

3.45PM: Finally Find some, n start working

4:00PM: Tea Time.

4:10PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness

4:30PM: A guy working on files comes for help.

4:31PM: Try to look busy.

4:32PM: He is asking for a help.

4:35PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.

4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting me involved.

4:55PM: Suddenly C seniors around, n get back to work!!

5:00PM: Seniors have gone back to their place. Coast is clear.

5:05PM: Blame the net problems.

5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.

5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.

5:14PM: a quick dash for gate, Got Classes u see!!

5:15PM: Third in getting out.

6:15PM: Reach Classes

6:26PM: What the hell!! Is professor trying to explain??

8:30PM: Still no worth while explanation!! Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to our career. This is wrong attitude, curse yourself !!

8:45PM: Very Happy, Classes over, get back home !!

9.00PM: Reached Home

10:45PM: Done with dinner n other family commitments.

10:46PM: Think exams are nearing n Decide to study.

10.50PM: Think this is an abstract thought, n go to bed!! Tough day ahead!!