- you refer to your child as Deduction 214.
- you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses".
- you have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store.
- at the move Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
- getting to sleep is an exciting event that you look forward to all day long.
- your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
- you are doing it now because you checked the file and found that you did it last year.
- you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline "======".