You know you work for a Big4 Firm when..

You know you work for a Big4 Firm when. ;-) 
(Note: Big4 fanatics and people without sense of humour need not read any further) 
1. You are referred to as a ‘resource’. 
2. You thank the heavens for an early pack-up for the day at 9 pm. 
3. Late sitting means 3-4 A.M. 
4. You earn well but can’t find the time to visit an ATM. 
5. You gain weight and loose hair in an equal proportion. 
6. You’ve been ditched by your GF cuz you kept missing your dates on a 
consistent basis. 
7. Weekends are great pleasure. Atleast you can wear casuals to work u see! 
8. You start classifying personal problems as below or above the de-minimus 
threshold. 
9. Most of your festivals are celebrated with your colleagues at work. 
10. You get clueless upon being asked, ‘What time you shall leave today from 
work?’ 
11. You have to fight with your seniors for allowing an off on an official 
holiday. 
12. The first thing you consider while planning your marriage date is whether 
you’d get an off around that time for your marriage or not! 
13. You start assessing ‘inherent’ & ‘control’ risk associated with your potential 
girlfriend. 
14. Your laptop replaces your wife as your ‘Constant lifelong companion’ 
15. You get to hear this dialog atleast once a day from someone but nothing 
happens, ‘Had hai yaar.. Bahot ho gaya.. Main papers daal raha hoon’ (Enough 
is enough.. I’m resigning)