DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS
when you take a long time, YOU'RE SLOW.
when your boss takes a long time, HE'S THOROUGH.
when you don't do it, YOU'RE LAZY.
when your boss doesn't do it, HE'S TOO BUSY.
when you make a mistake, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
when your boss makes a mistake, HE'S ONLY HUMAN.
when doing something without being told, YOU'RE OVERSTEPPING YOUR AUTHORITY.
when your boss does the same thing, THAT'S INITIATIVE.
when you take a stand, YOU'RE BEING BULL-HEADED.
when your boss does it, HE'S BEING FIRM.
when you overlooked a rule of etiquette, YOU'RE BEING RUDE.
when your boss skips a few rules, HE'S BEING ORIGINAL.
when you please your boss, YOU'RE APPLE POLISHING.
when your boss pleases his boss, HE'S BEING CO-OPERATIVE.
when you're out of the office, YOU'RE WANDERING AROUND.
when your boss is out of the office, HE'S ON BUSINESS.
when you're on a day off sick, YOU'RE ALWAYS SICK.
when your boss is a day off sick, HE MUST BE VERY ILL.
when you apply for leave, YOU MUST BE GOING FOR AN INTERVIEW.
when your boss applies for leave, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S OVERWORKED