Yaariyaan : Back
Part 1
When we are teenagers, life is like either dreamland or ghost land… Sometimes fantasies look so real which make us unable to identify the difference between reality and fantasy…
Every person has his or her own values, own circumstances, own decisions and own results…
I brought Yaariyaan again… or it can be said all of yours great and lovable response makes me to do so, Thank you for that guys!
4th Dec
Marriage Hall… Guests ka welcome karne ke liye Mr. Gehlot Main gate pe hi hai…
“Aaaiye.. aaiye sir.. padhariye..”
“Wah Wah Anil ji, hume toh laga bhul gaye honge aap… but aapne toh hume yaad
Kar hi liya finally”
“Apko kaise bhul sakte hai patwari ji, aayiye please”
Anil ji is very busy in receiving guests… and yes unki wife bhi kum busy nahi hai..
“Ritu….. Ritu beta”
“Ji aunty”
“Beauty parlor wali ko kaho main bula rahi, dulhan ko ready kar diya kya”
“Nahi aunty abhi kahan kiya… 1 ghanta aur lag sakta hai”
“Acha toh kaho jaldi kare…”
“Ji”
Dulhan’s Room
In room there are 5-6 girls including bride… Beautician, two-three cousins of Bride and one-two friends
“Cherry, ja ab tub hi ready ho ja…” Dulhan said to one of her cousin
“Alright di… ho jaungi… but mujhe aapko dekhna hai… Aaj aap such me itne pretty lag rhe ho ki jiju to flat hone wale hai… Jiju ko call karke keh du ”
“Hahaha… kya kahegi”
“Hosh me rahe till Fere… hehehe”
“Tu na aajkal bahut bolti hai… ja ab ready ho… aise meri shadi me ana mat… tu bhi good good looking ho ja”
“Vo toh mai hu hi… well mera sirf make-up hi raha so I’m coming”
“Kahan ja rahi hai”
“Ritu didi aye nahi unko bulati hun, unhone kaha tha ki vo mujhe ATM bata denge marriage hall ke bahar”
“ATM, paise chaiye toh mujhse lele”
“Nahin vo meri friend ke paise return karne hai… ab vo bhi bahar hi milegi so coming.. okaz”
“Okay”
In Hall
“Arey Ritu Di… kahan reh gayi thi aap… “
“Arey vo Aunty ji ne rok liya tha, aa hi rahi thi..”
“Aapne bola tha na ATM batayengi… “
“Okay, tum marriage hall ke gate se left turn kar lena… Is road ke corner pe hai.. nahi mile toh wapis aa jana.. don’t go anywhere else… okay…”
“Yeah… yeah”
Cherry bahar ati hai… Subah barish hone se kafi kichad ho chukka hai…
“Vartikaa… hey stop yar..”
“Arey hi, Ranu, arey mai tere paise leke hi aa rahi hun, ATM yahi hai corner pe”
“Pata hai mujhe,but apni shadi attend karle paise fir kabhi de dena”
“Nahin, maine tujhe ek mahina kaha na… bus ek mahina ho gya hai aaj… or tujhe lena padega.. coz mai kisi ka credit jyada time tak handle nahi kar sakti”
“Achaaw… bade values-shalues hai bhai.. chal mujhe koi problem nahi hai.. leke ate hai”
Corner ATM
“Ranu tu din me aati na.. see abhi kitni thand hai or upar se barish bhi ho gyi toh itna kichad… yeh vehicles kahi dress na kharab kar de meri”
“Ab tu mujhe kal de dena toh…”
“De rahi abhi.. ruk 2 min……… Le tere 1500.. count kar le”
“Arey count kya karne pure hi honge”
“Tujhe count karne ko bola”
“Arey yar 100-200-700-1200-1500 hmm pure hai yaar… acha yeh note asli hai ki nahi check karu”
“Karle”
“Chup kar.. hahaha.. cha ab…”
Vartika yani ki Cherry apni friend Ranu ke sath ATM se bahar nikal ke chalne lagti hai… Turn toh right lena hota hai but left le leti hai… Ranu ko bhi bato me pata nahi chalta ki vo dono left nahi right aa gaye hai..
Right me bhi marriage hall hai… infact iss area me 4-5 marriage hall hai.. Galti se dono friends vahan enter ho jate hai…
“Ranu… kuch alag lag raha hai”
“Kya…”
“Yeh curtains toh purple the, Red kaise ho gaye sab”
“Red bhi shandaar lag rahe hai na.. well…Room kidher hai”
“Arey room toh tab milega na, jab hoga”
“Matlab?”
“Matlab yeh kisi aur ki shadi hai… yar galat aa gye hai.. sab anjaan chehre hai yahan”
“Oh… toh chal fir nikalte hai yaha se.. jaldi chal”
Instead of turning main gate, Ranu or Cherry Dusre identical gate me aa jate hai…
“Arey yaar, jab enter huye the tab toh aisa kuch nahi tha… yeh itna bada hall fir, mera toh dimag kharab ho raha hai Ranu”
“Mujhe bhi jyada pata nahi hai… but chal yahan kisi ko puchte hai… vo ladke ko puchte hai jo samaan leke ja raha hai”
“Haan Chal”
Dono us ladke ke piche piche jati hai
“Bhaiya… o Bhaiya… rukiye plz” Rano ne awaz di..
“Hanji behna.. uff sorry maine apko pehchana nahi… aap mere konse mama-chacha ki betiya hai”
“Ni hum apke relatives nahin hai”
“Toh fir mai apka bhaiya kaise…”
“Arey aapka nam nahi jante hai na hum toh kya bulate”
“Nachiz ko Swastik se sambhodhit kiya jata hai”
Cherry ne Ranu ke kan me pucha..”Konsi language bol raha hai yeh ab”
“Chup 2 min… Achaaa Swastik ji.. Madad chaiye aapki”
“Kahiye mai apki sahayata kaise kar sakta hun”
Cherry ne Ranu ke kan me fir kaha “Isko normally bolna nahi ata kya”
“(Arey mujhe ni pata..Shhh) Han toh hum rasta bhul gaye hai.. Actually hume dusre marriage hall me jana tha, but galti se yahan enter ho gye hai… or main gate bhi pata nahi chal raha hai… so kidher se ja sakte hai…”
“Achaaw… toh aap bhatak gayi hai… idher agey se right lengi toh main gate hai.. or apke marriage hall ka nam?”
“Uska naam.. yeah Banquet marriage hall”
“Okay toh vo main gate se left turn karke agey sign board mil jaega”
“Thank you so much Swastik ji”
“Aji bande ne kiya kya hai… sab uparwala karta hai”
“Thank you Sewasstikk ji” Cherry ne kaha
“Sewasstikk nahi Swastik”
“Ha wahi.. sorry”
“Apko hindi toh ani hi chaiye… “
“Ati hai mujhe..”..
“Arey ab chal bhi…Ranu ne cherry ka hath pakadte hue kaha… aur dono main gate ki taraf chalne lagi
“Suniye mahotarma” Swastik ne awaz di..
“Tujhe bula rha hai” Cherry ne ranu ko kaha
“Mujhe nahi tujhe bula raha hai”
“Toh mera nam Manorama thodi hai”
“Arey, Manorama nahi Mahotarama.. sunle pehle..
Cherry mudke Swastik ki taraf dekhti hai..
“Kyaa”
“Hindi apko ati hai magar India ki, Bharat ki hindi sikhiyega”..
Cherry wapis Ranu ke sath chalne lagti hai..
“Kaise kaise namune hote hai na… India ki hindi… Bharat ki hindi… well hindi chalti kahan hai yaar”
“Cherry, namune toh hote hai, but usne hamari help ki, that is what we need to keep in mind, aur yaar mujhe toh kabhi problem nahi hui… Hindi me marks aye hai mere always”
“Ha toh tera toh Hindi optional tha na school me.. mere toh 10th me hi hat gya.. so who cares”
“Tabhi yeh haal hai.. chal chal jaldi”
Marriage hall ka gate aagya… Asli marriage hall ka..
Tabhi ek motorbike road ke pani ko chirte hue nikalti hai…
Chapakkkkk…
Ranu or Cherry ki dress kharab ho jati hai..
“Oye… oye ruk… zyada hrithik roshan samjha hai kya khud ko” Cherry chillati hai
Motorbike wala ruk jata hai.. Cherry or Ranu uske pas jate hai..
“Kya haan, pura dress kharab kar diya … Dhoom 4 ka hero banna hai?”
“Sorry… sorry.. actually mujhe kahin jana hai jaldi so I’m really sorry”
“Sorry se dress thik ho jayega.. 5000 nikalo”
“5000? Arey I’m sorry kaha na.. plz let me go… mai chahta toh apko sorry kehne ke liye bhi ni rukta”
“Ehsaan nahi kiya.. is lehnge ko dry clean karwane ke paise do chalo”
“Vartika.. isey baksh chal, apan bhi late ho rhe hai.. or samajh, raat bhi hai..”
“Menu nahi pata, mere dry clean ke paise de nahi toh “
Motorbike wala bhagne lagta hai…
“Arey.. areyyyy.. stupid…. Idiot…. You… mera pura dress kharab kar diya… fir mil tu… I’ll kill you”
“Var.. Vartikaa.. ab chal change kar lenge”
“Yar tera toh kuch bigda nahin hai.. mera pura dress kharab ho gya hai.. how I’ll go there yaar… aaj ka din hi kharab hai.. subah se sab kuch ulta ho raha hai.. or ab toh had hai” 
“I understand … koi or dress pehan lena”
“Kaise yaar.. kitne pyar se Di ne mere liye choose kiya tha yeh.. Yaar vo motorbike wala kahin mil jaye na.. bus!”
“But ab milega bhi toh pehchanegi kaise”
“Pehchaan lungi.. maine usko dekha hai ache se…”
“Thik hai.. ab decide karle .. chale ki nahi… I’m tired or bhuk bhi lag rahi hai”
“Alright chal ab”
Marriage Hall
In room
“Ready ho gayi kya Vartika"
“Yeah… “
“Yeh kya jeans top”
“Arey yar or koi dress nahi hai abhi.. tune khana kha liya”
“Nahin.. tera wait kar rahi hun”
“Tu khale jake.. mai di ke pas ja rahi hu”
Dulhan’s Room
“Di.. wow you are looking like angel”
“Ha but.. yeh tune kya pehan liya… Lehnga acha nahi laga”
“Vo di kharab ho gya.. its log story to keep aside.. abhi waise bhi aap important ho”
“Shreyansh jiju toh aaj full flat hone wale hai”
Dulhan ki mummy enter karti hai..
“Beta tum sab log Akashi (jo ki dulhan hai) ke sath me rehna… cherry tune lehnga pehna tha na…”
“Tai ji vo kichad se kharab ho gya..”
“Toh vo sari pehanle beta… iski help karo sab … jaldi ready ho sab.. mai bulwau tab aa jana bina der kiye”
Next part coming Soon
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