Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you?? What''s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of
George: Great. Let's hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I''m asking you?? Who is the new leader of
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of
Condi: Hu??
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading
George: Now whaddya?asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading
George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading
Condi: That''s the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?
Condi: Hu is the guy in
George: Will you stay out of
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the