When I was younger,
I Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.
Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended.
Had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once.
Poured soda into the cap and acted like I was taking shots.
Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or I had to pee.
Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.
Used to think that the moon followed my car.
Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race .
Went on the computer just to use Paint.
The only 'fake' friends I had were invisible ones.
I used to sing in the shower (still do this).
Swallowed a fruit seed, I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.
Getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart.
Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up... what the hell were we thinking?