When do you congratulate someone for their mistake !!!!!!!

1. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE

someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

. Tele-Phone

. Tele-Vision

. Tell a Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

4. Let us be generous like this :

Four Ants are moving through a forest..

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them..

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because

he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

5. Three  Easy Ways to Die :

-Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

-Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

-Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

6. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,

PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if You are still in Darkness -

Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

7. Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY TWO Women.

Because as per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.