What is marketing

Rajat Poddar (Qualified CS and CA Finalist)   (3355 Points)

26 June 2013  

 

WHAT IS MARKETING

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct
Marketing


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's
Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's
Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, "You are very rich...? That's
Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice
hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback
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