What is marketing

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WHAT IS MARKETING

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct
Marketing


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's
Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's
Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, "You are very rich...? That's
Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice
hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback
...devil

Replies (8)

devilsmileyyes

hahahah....very nice....!!!!!!! yes

smiley  Nice One...... yes

 Heheheheheee...laugh

Here is some more..

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

smileyhahaha    gud one...

@ Sudip... Thaxx for adding.. ur views.. i think they are more hillarious than mine... Thanxx for sharing..devil

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