What do we need to have a friend?


(Guest)

You have a friend because you are rich.

You have a friend because you are popular.

You have a friend because you are smart.

You have a friend because you are beautiful.

You have a friend because you are handsome.

You have a friend because you are good- looking.

You have a friend because you are well- dressed.

You have a friend because you have the latest gadget.

You have a friend because you are cool.

You have a friend because you have a nice hair.

You have a friend because your clothes are expensive.

You have a friend because you own a company.

You have a friend because you look rich.

You have a friend because your shoes are new.

You have a friend because your house is huge.

You have a friend because you have expensive jewelry.

You have a friend because you forced him to.

 

I have a friend because I have myself.