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Vijay Mallya

KOMAL AGRAWAL (CA, CS(Pro), B.com) (418 Points)

05 July 2011

If Vijay Mallya takes over LPG distribution

After the phenomenal success of Kingfisher Airlines,

Can you ever imagine as to how the Gas Cylinders

will be delivered to your home?

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If Vijay Mallya takes over LPG distribution

DON'T U THINK THAT

All husbands will stay home & start cooking!

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KOMAL AGRAWAL (CA, CS(Pro), B.com) (418 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

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kamal kishor sen (STUDENT Rajasthan) (2156 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

hahahha

Nice post .

KOMAL AGRAWAL (CA, CS(Pro), B.com) (418 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

True incident Vijay Mallya how smart an indian can be

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan.

So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank.

The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41.

Seeing this, loan officer says,

“Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire.

What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?”

The Indian replies
“Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return”.
This is a true incident and the
Indian is none other than VIJAY MALLYA

KOMAL AGRAWAL (CA, CS(Pro), B.com) (418 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions.... Swami Vivekananda But alcohol helps u to forget the entire question itself Swami Vijay Mallya

KOMAL AGRAWAL (CA, CS(Pro), B.com) (418 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

India Against Corruption!: Releasing Shortly

Film "LOOT LE INDIA"

Producer : Ambani Bros., Vijay Mallya, Hasan Ali

Director : Sharad Pawar

Hero : Manmohan Singh.

Heroine : Sonia Gandhi.

Villian : Raja & kalmadi

Script : Karunanidhi

Guest Appearance : Rahul Gandhi

Comedy : Lalu Prasad Yadav

Supporting actor : Ashok Chavan

Choreography : Mamta Bannerjee , Jaylalita

Action : Advani, Uma Bharati

Music : Neera Radia

Keep forwarding.... Till this reaches to all Indians and like Egypt, public
will throw all these shameless people out...

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KOMAL AGRAWAL (CA, CS(Pro), B.com) (418 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

Dear All,

IMPORTANT

A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done... doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.

His parents couldn't believe it...Then the entire family under went a Checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked again with the boy if he had eaten out...The boy said "yes". He had pineapple that evening. Immediately a group from Mallya hospital went to the pineapple vendor to check.

They found the pineapple seller had a cut on his finger while cutting the pineapple , his blood had spread into the fruit.

When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS ..... But he himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it now.

Please take care while u eat on the road side (particularly tasty vada pav & Paani Puri) . and pls fwd this mail to your dear one's.

Regards

KOMAL AGRAWAL

CA ADITYA SHARMA (CA IN PRACTICE ) (16719 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

hahahaha very funny vijay malya

M. N. JHA (CA) (8316 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

Originally posted by : kamal kishor sen
	hahahha Nice post .

Chandni L (Article) (25 Points)
Replied 06 July 2011

Hey,

Very Nice Posts.....

anthony (Finance) (7918 Points)
Replied 06 July 2011

HA HA HA HA....DAT WAS GOOD!

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Nidhi Jain (CS ) (987 Points)
Replied 06 July 2011

very funny

KOMAL AGRAWAL (CA, CS(Pro), B.com) (418 Points)
Replied 07 July 2011

INDIA GHOTALA GROWING FASTER THAN GDP GROWTH

Growth in India:

बोफोर्स घोटाला- 64 करोड़ रुपए
यूरिया घोटाला- 133 करोड़ रुपए
चारा घोटाला- 950 करोड़ रुपए
शेयर बाजार घोटाला- 4000 करोड़ रुपए
सत्यम घोटाला- 7000 करोड़ रुपए
स्टैंप पेपर घोटाला- 43 हजार करोड़ रुपए
कॉमनवेल्थ गेम्स घोटाला- 70 हजार करोड़ रुपए
2जी स्पेक्ट्रम घोटाला- 1 लाख 67 लाख करोड़ रुपए
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