urgent opening

Amresh Choudhary (M.Sc. (Maths) MBA LLB (DU))   (694 Points)

07 October 2008  

 

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

 



Designation  :  Junior girl friend ( Trainee)

Experience   :  Must have ditched at least 2 guys

 

 

(Fresher with excellent cr edentials will be considered)

 



Other requirement  :  Should have the Potential to do street

Bargaining and fight if required.

Height, weight, complexions no bar,

But is subjective.

 

 

 



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Perks and incentives:

 



Total gross ( Monthly ) :

 



2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

 

10  bike rides each duration 1 hour

 

5  trips to National Highways

 

5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple

 

10  Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

 

Daily Provision of  Samosa / Bread Pakoda / Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

 

2  movies ( Family movies only ) per month (on weekends)

 

Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

 



A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and t o the size available with the shopkeeper.

 



Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will Be informed on joining

 



The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Pomotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

 



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PlZ NOTE:

 



1. Only females.

 

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

 

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

 

 

 

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There is more:

 



For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

 



Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

 



Search,,,,,, , never ends!!

 



Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject :

 



Name/fresher- exp/age.

Photo must be in attachment.

To the email address via mail

 

 

 

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

 



APPLICANTS WHO HAD APPLIED EARLIER NEED NOT APPLY AND MALE CAN INFORM ABOUT THIS OPENING TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND ALSO.

HAVE A NICE DAY, AMRISH