TOP 10 REASONS FOR JOINING STOCK MARKET

Miss Komal Mantri (Chartered Accountant ) (1974 Points)

22 August 2008  

TOP 10 REASONS FOR JOINING STOCK MARKET:-

1) I hate to Sleep 2) I have Enjoyed my Life 3) I cant live without tension 4) I want to pay for my Sins 5) I beleive in GEETA : Karm karo, Aur Phal ko Bhool Jao 6) I dont want to keep in touch with my friends 7) I love to be away from my family 8) I desperately need divorce from my spouse 9) I want to raise my blood pressure & 10) I dont want my family to eat my earnings... ALTHOUGH TOLD IN JOKE BUT HARSH REALITY OF STOCK MARKET PLAYERS.