The teacher asks Tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” answers Tintumon.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” answers Tintumon.
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers Tintumon.
Tintumol : Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Tintumon : No dear.
Tintumon : I’m sure you would.
Annoyed Tintumon : Okay, I would.
Tintumol : Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Tintumon: Ya, I guess so.
Tintumol : Would you let her wear my clothes.
Tintumon: No, she is taller than you
Tintumon calls press to print death of his grandpa
Clerk: Rs 50/ word
Tintumon: Grandpa dead
Clerk: Sorry min 5 words
Tintumon: Grandpa dead, wheel chair for sale!!
Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
Tintumon’s mother was drying some rice powder by spreading it on a sheet. After some time she noticed that Tintumon was riding his toy car over the powder. When she asked what he is doing, Tintumon answerd “mummy I am riding a Desert Safari.”
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They”Re Below C Level
CYCLE -Macmillan
PLANE -Wright brothers
TELEPHONE -GrahamBell
TELESCOPE -Galileo
EXAMS????
We are searching for that RASCAL..!!By Tintu Mon.
dundu mol:If v gt married stop smokng.
tintumon:Ok!
dundumol 
alt=":D" class=wp-smiley v:shapes="_x0000_i1025"> rinkng too.
tintumon:Ok!
dundumol:and goin to the night club too.
tintu mon:-Yes..
dundumol:-What else can u leave??
tintumon:- the idea of marrying u!!
Dad to Tintu mon: when I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintu mon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintu mon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
Tintumon, the three year old, put his shoes on by himself. His father, noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot and vice-versa. He sat Tintumon down on a chair and said quietly, ‘Tintumon, your shoes are on the wrong feet.’
He looked up at his father with a quizzical expression and replied, ‘Don’t mess me about, Dad, I know they’re my feet.’
tintumon was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”
tintumon replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”
father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.
Tintumol:”I dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tomorrow.” tintumon said.
next day, Tintumon came with a small package and gave it to tintumol. Delighted, she opened it,only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.
To the principal ,
Sir,
It was so many strikes & holidays in last year.so 2 complete our syllabus ,please open college on 14th february
By
Tintumon
Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls road,..….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…
Teacher: Didn’t you promise to behave?
Tintumon: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t?
Tintumon: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don’t expect you to keep yours.
Teacher: “How stupid you are? You can not multiply 88 by 25? can’t you see that DUNDU can do it in less than no time?”
Tintumon: “I should not be surprised. They say that fools are multiplying rapidly these days..!!!”
In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked, “What kinds of bird do you like best, tintumon?”
tintumon answered- “Fried chicken, sir
Teacher: ”tintumone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Tintumon: ”Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so!
Tintumon to his mother: “Mom, remember that vase you always worried I’d break?”
“Yes. What about it?” she asked.
Tintumon: “Your worries are over!”
Dundumon: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Tintumon: When you marry a right girl you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
Father sends Tintumon to bed. Five minutes later, Tintumon screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”
The dad says, “No. You had your chance.”
A minute later Tintumon again Screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”
The dad says, “No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I’ll come up there and spank you.”
“Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?”
Dundumon: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my shopping and saved half the money.
Tintumon: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for shopping with a friend.
Dundumon: Why didn’t you marry?
Tintumon: I was searching for an
ideal match.
Dundumon: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Tintumon: I found one.
Dundumon: Then?
Tintumon: She was also searching for an ideal match.
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?”
“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Tintumol..
“And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the priest.
“Dead!” Yelled Tintumon.
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Tintumon got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in well last week.”
“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
“He must be,” said Tintumon. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”
man: Why are you crying?
tintumon: The elephant is dead.
man: Was he your pet?
tintumon: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.
Teacher: “why is your homework in your Dads writing?”
Tintumon: ““I used his pen.”
tintumon was late , and when he reached school at 9.30, the teacher yelled, “You should’ve been here at 9:00!”
tintumon: “Why? What happened at 9:00?”
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