three CA

Three accountants standing at the urinals.

The first accountant finished and walked over to
the sink to wash
his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very
carefully. He used
paper towel and ensured that every single spot of
water on his hands
was dried. Turning to the other two accountants,
he said, "At Price
WaterhouseCoopers, we are trained to be extremely
thorough."

The second accountant finished his task at the
urinal and he
proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single
paper towel and made
sure that he dried his hands using every available
portion of the
paper towel. He turned and said, "At KPMG, not
only are we trained to
be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to
be extremely
efficient."


The third accountant finished and walked straight
for the door,
shouting over his shoulder, "At Shah & Patel, we
don't pee on our
hands"