THINGS ONLY MOM CAN TEACH

DIVYA PINCHA (ASSISTANT MANAGER:MERCHANT BANKING)   (537 Points)

01 April 2011  

 

THINGS ONLY A MOM CANTEACH
 
 
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home." 


My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"



My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!" 



My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to 
The store with me."



My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 



My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."



My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 



My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."



My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."



My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."



My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."



My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."



My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"



My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."



My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."



My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!" 



My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

 ALWAYS RESPECT YOUR MOM...