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1. What is height of Fashion? Ans : Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? Ans : Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Craziness? Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. 5. What is height of Forgetfulness? Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 6. What is height of Stupidity? Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 7. What is height of Honesty? Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 8. What is height of De-hydration? Ans : A cow giving milk powder. 9. What is Height of Kanjoosi? Ans : Miser's house has caught fire and he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade
Really nice and particularly the 7th question is cracking :)
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Excellent .... Ha ha
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