Law of QueueLaw of the AlibiLaw of BiomechanicsLaw of Coffee: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ****** |
The Eleven laws of Life
Sumit Jain (CA) (4760 Points)
22 April 2009