Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Facebooking Karunga !!
T: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
S: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga
T: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
S: Facebook Admin Rights
T: IDIOT! Mera mtlb bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
S: Facebook par Page bnaunga 'I ♥ MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid tumhare papa tmse kya chahte h ?
S: Mere Facebook ka Pasword
T: Hey Bhagwan,tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
S: Facebook,but never Face ur Book :P ;)