Some one Help me on TAX......... .
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
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