Tax Advisor

1.                  A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
                     A tax is a fine for doing something right.

2.   How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an      expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

3. The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.