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INSTALLING HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___ Reply DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
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ha ha ha(lol)its good ......but i think the boyfriend entertainment package bcomes husband operating system.....but the husband operating system still has the boyfriend entertainment package hidden in it.......cos he always searches for his girlfriend entertainment package ,in the wife operating system.........but the wife operating system....is so busy supporting the husband operating system nd the huge operating system that comes along with him.....that she never gets time for herself...she sacrifises the hot looks7.7 and the s--y look...36.24.36,to look sweet and loving so that mother in law 1.0 loves her too.and after working hard , doing house cleaning...and cooking  (these r the times when the husband operarating system cant be found at home )and protecting the operating system ....if she has a desire to get attention ....and to be pampered by her husband ...who is now practically an operating system,who has sufferred a memory loss by now..........isme bura kya hai? boyfriend 5.0 and who bcoms husband 1.0 , emotionaly blackmails....his wife.....make her to cry for the most simplest of things such as personal attention6.5, romance9.5..........that is her right ,which men uninstall the moment they know the girl is his.... they play with her emotions.What can the girl do??????????......she has to ....enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and  install the Guilt 3.0 update.So i think both boyfriend and husband are full of defects.....and the poor girl has to live with those defects first as a girlfriend then as a wife..........and men will never understand a women and wat she wants....bcos...god forgot to fit a hardware and software package in them called...heart....that has feelings in it.....a software which can understand the girls feelings as well.......and god by mistake installed software package being selfish 5.10 in boys twice.......before marriage after marriage they r the same...full of defects..........but all thanks to god that he has fitted a huge software programme in  girls......called adjustment package 9.1 ,high tolerance package 10.2 ,forgiving package 6.8 ,selfless + sacrifice  package 11.8............that she is able to survive with the boyfriend entertainment package and later husband operating system........who start taking her for granted by now.ek flower,thoda sa attention, thoda romance,ek tukda jwellery hi toh manga......but the operating system feels and reacts as if uska hard disk mang liya ho.......


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