SUPER COOL EXAM TIPS,..& JOKES

Bharath (C.A,C.S) (3983 Points)

31 October 2010  

Exams are there, 
At the paper you stare 
The answer is nowhere, 
Which makes you pull your hair. 
The teachers make you glare, 
The grades are not fair, 
But just like the past 20 years, 
WE DONT CARE!! 

 

First line to write in exams: 
All the answers written below 
are imaginary and work of my creative mind. 
Any resemblence to text book 
is unintentional and purely accidental* 

 

Now here comes my FAVOURITE PART!!! 

Tip for the exams: 
In the exam hall… 
. 
. 
Look Above for 
inspiration, 
. 
. 
Below for 
Concentration. 
and if none work, then 
. 

. 
look BESIDE for 
information. 

 

If You Fail in Exam: 

Mom Says 3 Words “Thoda Pardh Lete” 

Dad Says 3 Words “Ye Nahi Sudhrega” 

Lover Says 3 Words “How Could You” 

Friend Says 3 Words 

. 
. 

“Main Bhi FAIL YAAR” 

 

Boy to girl before exam: 
"Hey all the best".. 
Girl also told the same. 
. 
But girl scored 80 marks and 
boy failed Sad 
. 

. 

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart. Pray 

 

SO FRIENDS JUST BE COOL ABOUT THE EXAM,...JUST PREPARE THE BEST U CAN,..THE RESULTS WILL SHOW FOR ITSELF,..

if u can imagine it....u can create it 
if u can dream it ...u can b'come it, 
u see things and say''WHY'' 
but i dream things dat never r.... 
n say ''WHY NOT?''.........ALWYZ B HAPPY!!!!

ALL THE BEST