@ Sunshine - Funny Jokes......

@ Simranjeet - Please dont feel that way. It is not only your community but it is a community of our nation, a community which we all are proud of. I am a Marwari and many of my friends send me jokes on marwari community. But i think atleast my community brings smile on the faces of other. Untill and unless the jokes dont croos the limit there should not be any problem. I only have problem when the jokes get vulgar. We all are first Indian and then from any other community. We all should be proud of all culture, at least i am. I dont like any bad comments on any community beacuse these communities belong to my Nation, My India. Everybody likes his/her community. We should respect all communities, so that people from all community respects our community.

Proud to be an Indian, Proud of all Indian communities.

Some Jokes From My Side....

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?

S.K: 1 Rs.

Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Marwadi: Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

Marwadi on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons daughters r u all here?

Yes, Papa

Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hai ???

Marwadi 14th floor se niche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki mein

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla ke bola

MERE LIYE ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Gusse se poocha :

mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh: Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay.

kyaa baat hey.......

mazaa aa gaya !!!

Some Joke from ma side-

A boy n girl lovd each other...

girl trying 2b romantic

forwarded a msg to boy..

"6 things r GOD gifted

1. mothers love

2. faters advice

3. brothers care

4. sister fights

5. true love

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6. mai bhi kisi gift se kam hu kya ...?

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As d boy was studying 4 his CA final examz...he got irritated n replied

" AS GIFT IS AN EXEMPT TRANSFER U/S 47.......SO I WOULD LIKE TO TRANSFER D GIFT NUMBER 5 TO A CHARITABLE TRUST FOR GENERAL PUBLIC UTILITY.." 

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What is audit?

once upon a tym a shepherd looking after his sheep..

suddenly a brand new porsch stops.A man dressed in armani suit,ray ban glasses,tagheuer watch gets out a asked d shepherd:-

"if i can tell u hw many sheep u have ,u will giv me one of them?"

Shepherd looks at the young man and said yes

D young man used d gadgets n print 150 page report n said u have exactly 1586 sheep..

Shepherd said u r correct,u can have ur sheep.

the young man takes 1 of d animal from the flock n puts it in his car..

Shepherd luks at him n ask"if i guess ur proffesion ,will u return my animal to me

Guy said- yes

Shepherd said "u r an auditor"

Young man ask how did u knw i m an auditor

"very simple"answered sepherd

Firstly u came here without wanted 

Secondly u charged me a fee waht i already know

Thirdly u dnt understand nything abt my business

now i can have my dog back

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An CA dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire.

"What sort of CA are you?" says St Peter

"Public Practitioner," is the reply.

"Name?"

He gives his name. St Peter goes through some files and pulls one out.

"Oh, yes. We've been expecting you. You've reached your allotted span," says St Peter.

"How can that be?" says the CA. "I'm too young to go. I'm only forty-eight"

"No, that's impossible. "

"Why do you say that?"

"Well we've been looking at your time sheets and the hours you've charged your clients. By our reckoning you're at least ninety three."

i agree with Sanjay sir...ittefaq se main bhi marwari hoon.....!!! and i do take the jokes very lightly...

but in case u felt bad...then please forgive me..its wasnt intentional...u know i got a very very big Gurudwara right in front of my house and i live amongst quite a big Sikh community...so i understand and respect Sikh religion from the depth of my heart..please do not think otherwise.

@ Simranjeet

I've been listening to sardar jokes since childhood & for the first time i am seeing a sardar complaining about them. 

Khushwant Singh is one of the most famous sardar & his joke books are filled with sardar jokes.

We all are proud of sardars & very well know their contribution to our society.

Who can not know the contributions of 10 Gurus of Sikhs to save Hinduism & in contemporary india, contributions of Sardar Manmohan Singh (PM), Khushwant singh (Author), Milkha Singh (Athlete), KPS Gill (IPS), Montek Singh (Planning Commission)....List is endless.

I am from Haryana & haryanvis are equally famous in jokes.

Stop taking it on your heart & enjoy the attention....As a haryanvi, i certainly do  

MACHARDANI WALAA..........he he he.......

niceeee.......
 

Originally posted by : simranjeet singh
	Good jokes but i can't understand one thing why all people here target a particular community ( SIKHS) i raised this issue before also here but no result..........   i know you are doing this for fun purpose only and not to hurt any one' s feelings relieving all from there tensions but i did not like the way sneha and balu sir post jokes abt our community........   if you go in deep and past abt our community, culture then you all will be able to understand what our culture is , how they have served you all....... i can't explain it in words here.....   wase to yha sab kehte hai respect all culture....... but yeh sab kehne ke he bate hai........... i know not much people will be here to support me on this but i know one thing i am saying right thing......... and don't care abt what other people think on this......   i don't want any applogies from anyone wase to koi karega be nae but if u can stop posting these jokes targeting a particular community then it will be good..........

Being a Sikh i understand ur feeling and  I m in support of u......

BUT Simranjeet Ji v shld remember that....."Chand ke oopar thukne se chand ko koi fark nahi padta"(this is not my comment on those who posted jokes on sikhs.....its just a proverb which i m using to clarify my point ...... and so don't take it otherwise & start commenting on this)

so don't take it seriously as a comment on our Religion

"Khush Raho-Mast Raho"

good one sunshine ....

Abhi-2 banaya

Hamari achhai ka kitna fayda uthate ho

1 Joke bhej ke 15 muft (Free) pate ho.........

Ham par aur bhi julm dhate ho........

Suna hai ki Hamare hi Joke Forward kar Impression jamate ho...........

Ha Ha Ha Ha..........I m joking............Really very nice

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