Stupid Questions People asks in Obvious Situations

At MOVIES

Q. Hey! What you doing here?

Ans - Dont you know, I sell tickets in Black here..

In BUS

Q. A heavy lady wearing High Heeled Shoes steps on your feet:  Sorry Did that HURT?

Ans - Not at all. I am on Local Anaesthesia... Why dont you try again?

At FUNERAL

Q. One of the TEARY eyed people asks: WHY? WHY him of all people?

Ans - Would it rather have been you?

By PHONE CALL

Q. When you get woken up at MIDNIGHT by a phone call: SORRY! Were you SLEEPING?

Ans - No! I was doing research on whether Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not... You thought I was sleeping?

On HAIRCUT

Q. When you see a friend with evidently short hair: Hey! Have you had a Haircut?

Ans - Nah! its just Autumn and i am Shedding.....