Story : Things do not always go according to Plan.

 

A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry

 

and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she

 

would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the

 

years she had become good friends with one of the prison

 

caretakers.

 

His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died

 

in a graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner

 

died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone.

 

The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket.

 

Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before

 

returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the

 

casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.

 

Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and

 

shared it with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the

 

woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where

 

the coffins were kept.

 

She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the

 

caretaker was filling out the death certificate. When the care-

 

taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin

 

outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the

 

dead body. He would then bury the coffin.

 

The woman knew there would be enough air for her to breathe

 

until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the

 

graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open

 

it, and set her free.

 

The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since

 

he and the woman had become good friends over the years, he

 

agreed to do it. The woman waited several weeks before some-

 

one in the prison died.

 

She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring.

 

She got up, picked the lock of her cell, and slowly walked down

 

the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart

 

was beating fast.

 

She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins

 

were kept. Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained

 

the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut

 

to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.

 

Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and

 

nails. Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with

 

the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step

 

closer to freedom.

 

The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the

 

graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground.

 

She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave

 

with a thud.

 

Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin,

 

and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would be free

 

at last. After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh.

 

She was free! She was free!

 

Feeling curious, she decided to light a match to find out the identity

 

of the dead prisoner beside her. To her horror, she discovered that she

 

was lying next to the dead caretaker.

 

Many people believe they have life all figured out..... but sometimes

it just doesn't turn out the way they planned it.