Some unkonwn laws

 Some laws WE never learnt in school or college, but prove daily:


 1.       Lorenz's  Law  of  Mechanical  Repair:  After your hands become
 coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


 2.      Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
 to the least accessible corner.


 3.       Kovac's  Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
 an engaged one.


 4.      Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work
 because  you  had  a  flat tire, the next morning you   will have a flat
 tire.


 5.       Brien's  Variation  Law:  If  you  change  queues (Train Ticket
 reservation),  the  one you have left will start to move faster than the
 one you are in now.


 6.       BELL'S  THEOREM:  When  the  body  is  immersed  in  water, the
 telephone rings.


 7.      RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
 someone  you  know increases when you are with someone you don't want to
 be seen with.


 8.       WILLOUGHBY'S  LAW:  When  you  try  to  prove to someone that a
 machine system won't work, it will.


 9.       ZADRA'S  LAW  OF  BIOMECHANICS:  The  severity  of  the itch is
 inversely proportional to the reach.


 10.   BREDA'S  RULE:  At  any event, the people whose seats are furthest
 from the aisle arrive last.


 11.   OWEN'S  LAW:  As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
 boss  will  ask  you to do something which will last until the coffee is
 cold.


 12.   HOWDEN'S  LAW:  You  remember  you have to mail a letter only when
 you're near the mailbox.


 13.  KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light or
 not once you are on the Bus to office.