Tanveer Singh (complicated) (1248 Points)
21 July 2010Hey ..i m uploading some jokes to give some sort of relief to those who could not do this time in results.............
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
A crow sh*ts on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!
Amar Kumar
(CA Final , Intern )
(1095 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Bad jokes tanveer :)
isko padh ke aur jyada raona ayega hahaha :)
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
| Originally posted by : Amar Sharma | ||
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Bad jokes tanveer :) isko padh ke aur jyada raona ayega hahaha :) |
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If u have some good ones then pls share with me here......
Santhosh Poojary
(SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI)
(15607 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Anyway thanks for sharing
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.
Mummy: Nalayak.... aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki!
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazre jhuka k, mobile mein kuch karti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi...
Ye Mobile chalu kaise hota hai?
Tanveer Singh
(complicated)
(1248 Points)
Replied 21 July 2010
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, khuda ki kasam madhosh ho gaye.
Jab nazar rahi tirchi ki tirchi, khade khade hi hum behosh ho gaye.
CAclubindia
