Some Jokes on wife -very funny

CS,CA F,Numrologi TusharSampat (CS CA F Numerologist Astrologer Graphologist Face reader Vastu Expert)   (85930 Points)

30 June 2011  





Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? 



The Mafia wants either ur money or life... 



The wives want both!







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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.







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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied



With 4 things in life.



(1) Mobile



(2) Automobile



(3) TV



(4) Wife



Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.







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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`



Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.







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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. 



It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!