Some Sardar Jokes
Some Sardar Jokes
Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Because I got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you exchange it with someone from the lower berth?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at night, nobody will be there"
Girl goes at night and really nobody was there, not even the Sardar.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a savings A/C. After seeing the form, he went to
On the form was written "FILL UP THE FORM IN CAPITAL"
A Sardar invested 5 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in a
A teacher lecturing on population: "In
A Sardar stands up and yells: "We must find and stop her!"
Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
19 sardars went for a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of 19?
They replied that the film was only for above 18.
A Sardar photographer focusing on a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him. Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardar standing below a tube light with a open mouth. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"
Sardar & family go to a party.
He introduces himself.
"I Sardar,
She Sardarnee,
The boy, my kid
And the girl, my kidney"
One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Sardar told his servant: "Go and water the plants."
Servant: "It's already raining."
Sardar: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
Man to Sardar: "Santa, your daughter has died!"
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers, "I don't have a daughter!!"
At 25th floor he remembers, "I'm unmarried!!!"
At 10th floor he remembers: "I'm Banta, not Santa!!!!"
On a romantic date, Sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling, on our engagement will you give me a ring?"
Sardar: "Yeah. Sure, what's your phone number?"
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever!!!!
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
"Oye yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: "Why are u laughing?"
Sardar: "I have an Airtel phone but still Hutch network is following me."
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crores from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave Rs. 11 crores after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crores or else return my Rs. 20/- back!"
A teacher tells all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardar.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman: "I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet."
Sardar: "Why did you come so far? Instead, you could have posted it."
What does a Sardar do after taking a photocopy?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar proposes to a Girl
Girl said, "I am 1 years elder to you"
Sardar said: "Oye, no problem, Soniye. I'll marry you NEXT YEAR."
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says: "Drink quickly."
Wife: "Why? What's the rush?"
Sardar says: "Look at the menu. Hot coffee Rs. 5/- and Cold coffee Rs. 10/-"
Sardar's wish:
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like all the passengers in the bus he was driving."
Sardar at an art gallery: "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?"
Art dealer: "I beg your pardon, sir. That’s a mirror!"
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast."
Flash news: "A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
A man asked Sardar: "Why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning."
Sardarji replied: ''Arey bhai, Manmohan is PM not AM."
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says, "CHIN YU YAN" and dies."
Sardar goes to
It is: "You are standing on the Oxygen Tube!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked, "What you are doing?"
He said: "I m seeing how I look while sleeping."
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