Some jokes

CA. SUJAL MEHTA (Service) (3316 Points)

23 December 2008  

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai? 
 
 Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
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A for apple
B fr bada apple
C fr chota apple
D fr dusra apple
E fr extra apple
F fr fokat ka apple
G fr gol apple
H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.
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Ravi: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gayatha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.
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YAMRAJ took SHIVA on tour of hell. There Gandhi dancing with Diana!
SHIVA ask
ed:Why Gandhi's punishment is joyful?
YAMRAJ: it's punishment 2 Diana not Gandhi..
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