Some Idiotic Funny Jokes.

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot)



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Interviewer:

what is your birth date?

idiot: 13th October

Which year?

idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR





Manager asked idiot at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.



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After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?



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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot:

Any great man born in this village???

Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!!



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When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.



Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my

wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

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Idiot: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.



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Idiot: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.



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Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!

Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!



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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Idiot: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White



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Idiot attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do you know MS Office?

Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir.



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Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”

Air hostess said: “Be silent.”

Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”



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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.