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CA Dauzi Pathan Imran Khan (Chartered Accountant in Practise)   (1678 Points)

10 December 2010  
 
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 
 
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
 
 
 
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
 
 
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
 
 
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.