Software engineer husband - What a problem

SOFTWARE ENGINEER HUSBAND

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.



Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.



Wife - hae bhagwan! forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.



Wife - at least give me your credit card,

i can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.



Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.



Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.



Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to

Reboot.



Wife - what is the relation between you & your

Receptionist?

Husband - the only user with write permission.



Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.



Wife - do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.



Wife - I will go to my dad’s house.

Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will

Close.



Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.



Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

Husband - shut down the computer.



Wife - I am going

Husband - It’s now safe to turn off your computer.